Maintaining Your Insanity

I got an email that I thought was pretty funny. It was called 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity, but I thought I would put some of the best ones here, at least the ones that I laughed at.

At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

(Okay, that would be really funny.)

Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

(I like that they said not to disguise your voice. That's key)

Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

(Lol, make a statement.)

Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso

(I do think they would notice the lack of caffeine, though.)

Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
serious face.

(Haha, if I could keep a straight face, I would really try that.)

Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

(I wonder how many people in the fast-food business have actually heard people say that...)

Sing Along At The Opera.

(Hahaha I can only imagine...)

Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

(five days in advance.... lol)

When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

(LOVE IT.)

When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

(LOVE IT MORE!!)

Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

(hehe this is pretty funny too ... if I had kids, I would ... don't think it would mean the same thing if I said it to my third graders)


Anyways, that was just my fun for the day =)